My recent favourite.
this seems to be a trend
also i like my hair
Holy fucking shit u so purty
*makes huge deal about not shaving my legs*
*contemplates not shaving armpits all winter*
*but painstakingly plucks longblack hairs on my belly and around my nipples*
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
That is actually fucking genius oh my god
This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do
I love them
they’re wondering what he’s looking for
The Naomi’s prompts are as delicious little cookies. I always want more.
I agree seconded
(⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games