My Unimportant Ramblings
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posted 17 hours ago

Ha

Hahaha

Hah

Ha I just joined eHarmony WOOP WOOP FOR BEING PATHETIC

Hahahaha

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Hahah

Ha

#I can't believe myself


posted 18 hours ago + 540 notes — via blanketpillar
blanketpillar:

myunimportantramblings:

blanketpillar:

I sketched this up back when klaine was fighting and all I could think was “nah man, fuck this. I don’t care about realism I just want them to be happy nerds.”

I like to think that Klaine and Santana and Sam had frequent onesie-wars

yES 

myunimportantramblings MANY YES

OH MY GOD THIS IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!!

blanketpillar:

myunimportantramblings:

blanketpillar:

I sketched this up back when klaine was fighting and all I could think was “nah man, fuck this. I don’t care about realism I just want them to be happy nerds.”

I like to think that Klaine and Santana and Sam had frequent onesie-wars

yES 

myunimportantramblings MANY YES

OH MY GOD THIS IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED!!!!

#klaine #klaine art


posted 21 hours ago + 444,624 notes — via hazelandglasz, © spongebobbryar
I’m not Tumblr famous.
  • Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
  • People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
  • I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
  • People don’t ask me for requests.
  • I don’t have a lot to offer.
  • most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
  • i LOVE every little follower of mine 


posted 21 hours ago + 42,494 notes — via hazelandglasz
Reblog if you would like to be asked questions about your OTPs

barbeauxbot:

tbf this is kind of a constant state of being



posted 1 day ago + 460,465 notes — via criss-and-castiel, © chatotai

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole



posted 1 day ago + 755,295 notes — via alovesmusic, © becca-morley

nightkillertsuki:

….I have a feeling these are from American schools….

Word of advice: if you are ever faced with the dilemma of trying to figure out if you should pee before or after you read this post PEE BEFORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL



posted 1 day ago + 196,121 notes — via alovesmusic, © itscalledfashionlookitup
morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.
There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  
Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.
So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 
Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 



posted 1 day ago + 138,856 notes — via doughrito-senpai, © aerostarmonk

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Oh dear



posted 1 day ago + 10,797 notes — via colfr, © jessiepinkman
You want to assassinate someone? Vision is a basic requirement.


posted 1 day ago + 1,018 notes — via trufflemores, © theboykingandhisangel
theboykingandhisangel:

I asked Darren to pull a disgusted face while I leaned in as if I was going to kiss him. This was the result.
Afterwards, he said very concerned and serious, “It’s just pretend though. I wouldn’t really do that!”
What a cutie.

theboykingandhisangel:

I asked Darren to pull a disgusted face while I leaned in as if I was going to kiss him. This was the result.

Afterwards, he said very concerned and serious, “It’s just pretend though. I wouldn’t really do that!”

What a cutie.